that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

(via merrsbird)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable:

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makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

(via djfox31)

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad, via merrsbird)

We have the power to pursue our dreams.

(Source: friend-like-her, via merrsbird)

thatwintersoldier:

Red Skull buys a boat: Sail Hydra
Red Skull doesn’t tan: Pale Hydra
Red Skull builds a house: Nail Hydra
Red Skull is a vegetarian: Kale Hydra
Red Skull becomes weak: Frail Hydra
Red Skull eats expired chips: Stale Hydra

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

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